He fell in love with the au pair
 She ran her fingers through his hair
 And said: "It's silky"
 He knew, of course, that he ought to be feeling guilty
 But, no, he didn't care at all
 He hadn't felt this great in years
 Meanwhile, his wife's upstairs, in tears
 Well, it's so corny
 Her world's turned upside down because he felt horny
 So tell me, how can it be fair? 
 But as they drive away she wonders just how long
 It'll take for him to realise how much he's wrong
 And when he comes home in disgrace
 She'll slam the door right in his face
 Well it's so sleazy
 (I wish you could see me in a white dress, looking divine)
 He won't find coming back here quite as easy
 (I wish you could hear me sing like I did, my hymns and rhymes)
 As he found going away
 But as they disappear she hopes it won't be long Before he ends up realising that he's wrong

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