Why, do we have this awkward scene    
Everytime I phone and you're not alone    
Why does it always have to be   
A tense atmosphere until you get here 
You tear off my shirt   
Then slip off your skirt   
If you want to play I can   
Just leave on your American Tan 
Why in your friend's company   
Do you act so cold? I think I should be told   
Why are you so ashamed of me?   
'Cos when they're not there, you seem to care
You suddenly become  
A lot less quarrelsome  
Without your hangers on  
Embarrasment has gone  
I really want your love  
But I've been taken advantage of   
Because the women that I adore  
Only appears behind this door
Why can't you just be fair?  
Can't you be this lovely   
When your friends are there?  
Why have you got to screw?  
And not say that you love me?  
Oh then I knew

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